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Postby admin on Fri Mar 28, 2008 10:19 am

Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married?

A. Ruthless.


Q. What do they call pastors in Germany?

A. German Shepherds.


Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.


Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?

A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and
drew out a little prophet.


Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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